On bodily functions...

People warn you about poop, urine, and spit up, but they're not fooling around, are they? So far Jack has pee'ed on us multiple times (perhaps due to our poor diapering), pee'ed on his own shoulder/face, he's vomited all over our shirts, he's pooped in the bath, and the most entertaining for sure, he's projectile pooped all over John and the changing table. Poor John usually takes diaper duty so he's gotten the brunt of all those bodily functions. The upside is that the lil' guy always looks so pleased with himself afterwards.