First but not the last

Jack was practicing sitting up on the couch last night and he looked so cute. zthen we heard the telltale poop sound. No big deal. But then I say something pooling on the couch cushion next to him. Yes, he sprung a leak with some very runny poop. Good thing I had this miracle product called "Kid and Pet Stain Remover". "Guaranteed to remove all urine and feces stains." Indeed.